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Members-only part of trash man john dot com where I'll be coding extra brain damaged features, and reposting some of the lore/content generated over years on social media. Expected to launch May 1st.
Will be available only to John Account holders, and probably be $2.69/month. Will be entirely optional; you sign up for it separately, not just gonna start stealing your money lol
Create a John Account (free, always) in the meantime. Takes 15 seconds. Thanks guys.
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