I can do this, with your help.
I promise I won't take up too much of your time: just a 2-minute read and you'll be back to whatever you were doing 10 seconds ago.
My name is John ("Father John" on Instagram), and I’m looking for my son, who I never had the chance to meet. His mother left the picture a long time ago and I’m unable to contact her, which is what makes this frustrating.
I live in New York City, where I’ve been for the past 9 years. Before that, I lived in a town named Morristown, in the state of New Jersey. I’ve been searching for my son ever since I left.
When I was 17, my girlfriend at the time (also 17) had an accidental pregnancy, which she saw through. Days after giving birth, she ran away from home, taking our son with her. I was heartbroken. We never had a chance to name him together.
I am 29 years old as of August 2022, which means my son should now be 12.
If you read the whole sticker, then I'm sure you're wondering what "Balls farting 💯" means. So am I. Here's some context:
The only communication I ever received from my son's mother was a letter with nothing but the words "Balls farting 💯" written on a sheet of paper. I found it in my mailbox 2 years ago, and it was signed "Daniella and your son." Daniella was my ex-girlfriend's name. No return address.
Needless to say, I am very confused, and I don't know what to do with this information.
I've been posting about it across social media, in hopes that my son or his mother will see it mentioned somewhere and try to reconnect.
All I ask is for you to help me figure out what "Balls farting 💯" means. Google it, Tweet about it, ask your friends, use hashtags on IG, whatever you're willing to do.
On Instagram I have thousands of supporters (and counting) who have been helping me do this very thing that I am asking of you.
My username is @trash.man.john. You can get in touch with me there if you have questions (I bet you do), or if you find any info that you think could be valuable to me.
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I told you this would be quick. If you've read this far, you're a true hero. Like I mentioned: if you have any questions, don't hesitate to DM me. Hope you have a great day, team!